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Joke of the Day

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. ~What is your sin, child? My husband and I are arguing ~That's very common. ...about my boyfriend."

"That awkward moment when the operator asks you to read back the confirmation number."

"What did Peyton Manning do yesterday? ...played footbal but lost and made ppl sad as fuck. joke's on the ppl cus their sad as fuck and i dont care"

"According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now"

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""

"It's so good for USA that Barack Obama is running the country Black people are good at running."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"

"What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account? He who smelt it, dealt it."

"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."

"Have you ever met a person, & knew straight away that they were 'the one'? Yah. I had to take a restraining order out too."