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Joke of the Day
"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.."
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"Wanna hear three rapid jokes? No."
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."
"How many roads must a man walk? 42."
"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine."
"What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches? 6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak."
"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."
"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"