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Joke of the Day

"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"

"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"

"What's the point in getting a Master's degree if you can't even own any slaves?"

"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."

"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"

"I just saw a girl hang half her body out the window of her car to give someone the finger. She is my spirit animal."

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""