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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"
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"About that loan officer that had too many frozen margaritas over the weekend . . . He was a lender with a blender on a bender . . ."
"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"
"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"
"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"[date] Me: Are you a serial killer? You have to tell me if you are. Him: That's a cop. Me: Changing the subject, just like a serial killer"