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Joke of the Day

"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"Me: bless me father for I have sinned. Priest: how long since your last confession my son? Me: about 45 minutes ago..."

"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."

"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."

"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"

"It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. ""This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."""

"My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Gray. First, she wants me to become a billionaire."

"What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister"