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Joke of the Day

"So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""

"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf."

"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."

"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."

"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? MEET PATTY"

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."