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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"
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"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."
"Opinions are like mixtapes... I don't want to hear yours."
"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."
"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"
"What is the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"A patient said to a psychiatrist, ""I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."" The psychiatrist said, ""Sounds like you have a gilt complex."""
"When my daughter gets older, she will have a camera phone OR a mirror. Not both. Thanks for the advice Twitter."
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" ""384 my liege"" ""Ok, round them up"" ""400 my liege"""
"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"