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Joke of the Day

"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."

"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""

"An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all."

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."

"Just phished Forest Gump's Facebook password, it's: 1Forest1"

"Shortest joke in the world An Irishman walks out of a bar. ...could happen."

"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""

"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."

"How do you spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard."