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Joke of the Day

"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"

"I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi."

"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"

"A blowjob will make your day But dry anal will make your hole weak."

"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"Glad marijuana is being legalized. It sure helps coping with the election results."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."

"I'd like to be an optimist, but I doubt if it would work out."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."