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Joke of the Day

"I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi."

"Do you ever smoke after sex? I don't know, I never look."

"Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn't it."

"TIL Bill Cosby was staunchly against the laugh track on ""The Cosby Show."" But the studio didn't know what Bill meant by ""snore track."""

"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"

"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."

"PMS jokes aren't funny. Period."

"If an entire garden was variegated... would it take longer to get in to?"

"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die."