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Joke of the Day

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"

"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."

"While you are trying to remember your ex then look at your watch and it's showing 4:04 ..."

"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"

"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."