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Joke of the Day

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze."

"What did Hitler say when he heard that the Allies were winning? AUSCHWITZ!!!"

"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."

"Jokes about the handicapped aren't funny No one knows what it's like to not walk a mile in their shoes."

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"

"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"

"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"

"I treat my body like a temple. By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night."