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Joke of the Day

"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"

"Why are your kids like drugs? Because the law says you shouldn't do them, but it feels *sooooo* good - until you wake up the next day and just want to flat-out kill yourself."

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""

"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."

"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."

"What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping? Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!"

"I got fired for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer at work. She got fired too."

"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."