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Joke of the Day

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"

"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"

"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"

"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."

"I heard that they're coming up with a new Tron movie which deals with particle physics... Its called new-Tron."

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"

"There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically."

"The History Channel"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a bassist? Santa Claus has gifts"