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Joke of the Day
"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""
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"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink"
"My friend entered a poetry related pun contest. He stanza good chance."
"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."
"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"
"I know Victoria's secret She's hungry."
"""Mr. President, you have some Updog in east Syria."" ""What's Updog?"" ""[unfurls projector screen] Updog is a military terrorist organizati"
"PSA: Don't get a cheap circumcision. Usually, it's a rip-off."