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Joke of the Day

"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."

"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."

"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."

"Popcorn What did baby corn asked mummy corn? Where's popcorn."

"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! (This was my favourite joke when I was 8) :)"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"

"What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans? Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"What is ISIS' favourite OS? Windows XPlosion"