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Joke of the Day
"Two in one people are Siamese."
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"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""
"""POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."" Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. ""Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."""
"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."
"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."
"Tell me your best one-liner. I'll start. Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes."
"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"
"Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back."