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Joke of the Day

"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"You know your life sucks... when your job sucks, your car sucks, your house sucks, but your wife doesn't. - Sorry if it's a repost."

"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"

"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."

"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."

"How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"Whoever named it 'rain' is an idiot. I definitley wouldve called it 'sky water.'"

"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"