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Joke of the Day
"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."
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"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"
"Have you ever seen mothballs? How'd you get their tiny legs open?"
"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."
"""Honey"" said Mrs. Beldon to her husband ""Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."" ""Encyclopedia my eye!"" exclaimed Beldon. ""Let him walk to school like I did."""
"How do attractive men pay for things? They handsome money to the cashier"
"If you steal ideas from only one person, it is called plagiarism. If you steal from many people, it is called research."
"What do i have in Common with neutrinos? We're both constantly penetrating your Mom."
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."