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Joke of the Day

"You know your life sucks... when your job sucks, your car sucks, your house sucks, but your wife doesn't. - Sorry if it's a repost."

"The definition of irony... Is not knowing the difference between a definition and an example."

"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"

"What happened when the lepers played poker? One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently."

"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."

"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer I give a shit when my computer crashes"

"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."

"My boss texted me, ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" I replied, ""I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."" He replied, ""That was fantastic, send me another one."""

"A pig, trying to save its life. After seeing a grill in the garden, the pig started to bark at strangers!"