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Joke of the Day

"When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, ""I'm going to kill you,"" and then nod and smile encouragingly."

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"M'eal *tips waiter*"

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"My face is permanently frozen into this scowl. You were right, Grandma."

"Did you know that timing is the secret to great comedy? Like a head phone jack is the secret to a great phone."

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."