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Joke of the Day

"Does ""You'll find love when you're not looking for it"" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars."

"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""

"Women wake up yawning and men with an erection. Coincidence? I think not."

"My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING"

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND MY MONEY ON.. mmy mind.? but thats on my money, my money cant b on it, [concertgoers start whispering nervously]"

"One of my co-workers just called the elevator a ""vator"". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call..."

"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"