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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in the world, those who will admit they've masturbated to their own image in the mirror... ... and ugly people."

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's dead"

"If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes."

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot."

"Overly Polite Twins Why were the overly polite twins almost never born? ""After you."" ""No, after you."""

"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"