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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc? What's up Doc?' Check for bugs in your system."

"what is the best thing about eating brown bread you can eat 1 slice and it is still a whole-meal"

"10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby? Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"

"Kik you? Like what? In the face?"

"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"How to get midgets to drink your beer. Try setting the bar low."

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"