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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."
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"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."
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"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."