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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work? A Bonorail."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."

"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."

"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"

"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."

"INTERVIEWER: Under special skills, you wrote ""I ain't afraid of no ghosts"" ME: *sweating profusely* Yeah why, do any ghosts work here?"

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."