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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."

"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"

"What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? See you next period."

"why do people insist D&D players are squares? I mean, they party all the time!"

"There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids. So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed"

"Saw an ad for a used battery in the paper today: ""Slightly rusty, in need of repair but has potential"""

"Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!"

"My iPhone just autocorrected the word nigga to NIGGA, like whoa iPhone. You can't just go around yelling the N word. Jesus."

"Why is Captain Hook good at getting away with murder? He leaves no fingerprints"