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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny!"

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."

"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"

"Him: you watch too much Food Network Me: just enjoy your artisanal bread covered in a delectable berry compote Him: its toast and jelly"

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."

"Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? They recognize bullshit from miles."