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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"Walk up to a girl, sniff her hair, and whisper ""Perfect. Master will love you."" This is a great way to increase your tolerance to Mace..."

"Told a female Redditor my dick was long... She asked ""we talkin' 'r/TIFU' long or 'r/Jokes' long?"" TIFU by saying Jokes...."

"If a tree falls in a boreal forest and no one is around... ...could you hear a pine drop?"

"Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman? He never delivered."

"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."

"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."

"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'"

"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."

"Made a shepherd's pie last night... He didn't like it."