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Joke of the Day

"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."

"I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins"

"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"

"What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian? Vladimir Puddin'"

"Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fungi."

"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"

"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"