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Joke of the Day

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger."

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"

"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"

"Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Niether. the rooster did. sorry if this has been said before. i just thought of it one day."

"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."

"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten"

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""