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Joke of the Day

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

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"What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."
"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"
"South Africa"
"I tell my child, ""10 minutes till bed!"" She hears me say, ""Go put on a Halloween costume."" Why?"
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."