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Joke of the Day

"Joseph: A crib full of straw? No, I asked to see the MANAGER."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."

"What is the gardener's favourite fruit? Plantain."

"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."

"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."

"Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden."

"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."

"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"

"Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)"