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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it, when you stick a bunch of noodles up your bum Pennetration"
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"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"
"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."
"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""
"King George. One day George is going to be king, thats not bad going for some one who started at Asda."
"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""
"Twitter drama doesn't have anything on LinkedIn drama."
"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"
"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."
"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."