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Joke of the Day
"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"
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"I figured why people make the same noises when they are carrying something and having sex They are both carrying a load."
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."
"Attention children: Mom is closed."
"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"
"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."
"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."
"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable"
"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."