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Joke of the Day
"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""
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"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."
"A blind man with a dog... A blind man with a dog said, ""One day I'll see it all."" Then he sat down with his hammer and saw."
"If Twitter adds an edit button you'll retweet ""I like kittens"" and ten minutes later it'll say ""I drink period blood."""
"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."
"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."
"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."