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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."
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"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."
"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"
"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."
"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."
"I'm really glad I'm taking physics... ...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity."
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"
"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"