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Joke of the Day
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable"
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"When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold. :}"
"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."
"Why did the black chicken cross the road? It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan"
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."
"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."
"[Struts in lookin fly as heck in my speedo, shower cap and armfull of baby dolls struts out with new understanding of the term baby shower]"
"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"
"So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, ""I think not,"" then immediately disappears."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"