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Joke of the Day
"Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!"
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"Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist."
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."
"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."
"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."
"What do GTA and the third Reich have in common? If you have a star, you are getting chased."
"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."
"If you hate awkward silences, then necrophilia isn't for you."