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Joke of the Day

"I found the one When I saw her my knees got weak and my vision got blurry. That's when I realized I drunk the wrong glass."

"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."

"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."

"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"What kind of pokemon is a vagina that's just had an extended session of hard sex? Vulvasore :D"