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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."
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"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"New laws Do not let your friends derive drunk."
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"
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"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"