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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."
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"When man made the first stone tool 2.6 million years ago, I don't think they could have ever imagined a tool as great as Donald Trump."
"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""
"Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6"" | | Subway 6"" | | Real life 6"" | | Or Dan 6"" | | Cheesecake"
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"Did you know... That 90% of teenagers own a phone... and that 100% of phones own a teenager?"
"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."
"If uncle Jack helps you off an elephant ...would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?"