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Joke of the Day

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"

"And Jesus said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth, and won a toaster."

"How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs? Tickled."

"What's the difference between your mum and a roster? A rooster says cock a-doddle-do. Your mum says any cock will do."

"Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring."

"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."

"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"

"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"