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Joke of the Day

"So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world."

"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."

"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."

"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"

"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"

"She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her."