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Joke of the Day

"The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag Future generations will believe the French were there."

"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"

"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."

"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."

"Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit."

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"

"I'd don't know if this qualifies as a super power, but I'm 100% accurate at finding cat vom in the dark with my bare feet."

"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."