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Joke of the Day

"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."

"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."

"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."

"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."

"Pc Does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it"

"Ann Coulter has managed to stay so thin because the last solid meal she ate was Hansel and Gretel."

"I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a ""family"" to get ""value"" out of your stupid bag!"

"Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."