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Joke of the Day
"She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her."
Next Joke
"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."
"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"
"We met for coffee yada yada yada next thing I know we're in the back of my car covered in lobsters and her dog is driving us to the ER"
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."
"What diapers should you put on a dead baby? Pamperspired."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"
"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"