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Joke of the Day

"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."

"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."

"Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party."

"If Donald Trump's Hair turns out to be a wig then... There'll be hell Toupee."

"Really wanted the day off, so I text my boss Me: I can't come in today. I'm sick Boss: How sick are you? Me: Well I'm currently in bed with my sister......"

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"

"I'm a magician of sorts. I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve."

"[Nsfw] What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe? I don't fuck a cantaloupe before I eat it."

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"If I owned a Chinese restaurant, I'd install dimmer lights in the bathroom. Should anyone dim the lights, I'd have a song play. When the Lights Go Down in the Shitty"