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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"Women are just like wine In my cave."

"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"

"Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM"

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."

"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."