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Joke of the Day

"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."

"Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs walked into a bar. Two animated gifs w[ESC]"

"I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90's TV"

"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."

"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"

"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."

"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."

"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""

"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."