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Joke of the Day
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
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"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."
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"Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)"
"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."
"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"
"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."
"I have a friend who is in the Guinness Book of World Records for ""Most Concussions"" He lives about a stones throw away."
"Have you seen that new documentary about constipation? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."
"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."