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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."
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"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."
"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"
"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""
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"I cracked two jokes earlier about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed and burned."
"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."